February 2012
What I feel like in the morning →
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my boyfriend max? eh hes a pretty cool guy.
Benedict Cumberbatch and alternative careers...
If he started selling sleeping bags, he could be Benedict Slumberbatch
If he studied mathematics, he might be Benedict Numberbatch
If he wasn't quite singing, he'd be Benedict Humberbatch
If he went on Strictly, he'd be Benedict Rumba-batch
If he took up dancing aerobics, he'd be Benedict Zumba-batch
If he was messy with food, he'd be Benedict Crumberbatch
If he were a dentist, he'd be Benedict Gumberbatch
If he got a blog, he'd be Benedict Tumblr-batch
If he felled wood, he'd be Benedict Lumberbatch
If he played guitar, he'd be Benedict Strumberbatch
“It was books that kept me from taking my own life after I thought I could never...”
– Cassandra Clare, from Clockwork Prince (via lookwhatthebatsdraggedin)
what i think about body image
truck-sweat:
if you think youre unhealthy fix it
otherwise just be happy with your body and the fact that you have all your appendages
if you dont have your appendages, well shit just be happy youre alive
if youre not alive get away from me you ghost cunt
ok
fat and proud sorta
